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See my Personality Profile

I work at a text-based firm that specializes in directory listings, but we also offer the service of answering any questions asked by our subscribers, what I have here are questions that were asked today with my personal response (this are actual questions by our subscribers; the answer however, is not the actual answer but rather, how I would answer it as an individual and not a part of the company...

Format
Question : Answer

Does putting a spoon in sparkling wine keep it fizzy and if it does how ?
Yes, it does. But why do you want to know?

Wat are the ingredients of boost?
It was on the label, can't you read?

Is there any big car salvages in <location> ?
Yes, there is. But I can salvage your car just fine

How far into your preg do you start with sickness?
Usually by a week's time, but, does it really matter?

Which Radio has commentary on the West ham v arsenal game
Uhm.. your radio? I'm pretty sure mine has

What does it mean if a persons cum is really thick?
O-kay... I dunno why you ask but, it means something must be wrong it your prostate gland

what is the best sexual position to find your g-spot and an orgasm?
OMG... I dunno... Try asking your partner and yourself X.x

What is the lowest football stadium above sea level in the uk?
Blundell Park home of Grimsby Town stands 2 feet above sea level... A little rain and you're a goner.

did the spurs won
No, they suffer a loss... Go weep now

What is a bottle of smirnoff for the ginger in german?
It's still a liquor anywhere in the world dipshit... except maybe in Ireland.

Where does the expression 'Mutton Jeff' come from (meaning DEAF ):
It's a slang you cupid stunt.

How much can a female drink when driving?
As much as she can, driving doesn't affect anyone's drinking abilities.

Is ventolin counted as a liquid for the purpose of comercial flight security?
Yes!!! It alarms the flight security because you might blow up the plane using a cough syrup...

Where does the christian name of Branka originate from?
It is not a christian name. It is an Engrish name from the Brazilian native street fighter.

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Till next time...

They say that time goes slow when you are bored...

And when a person is sweet when they always think of the person they like/love (depending on the preference)...

But what if I say that time goes slow when I think of you?...

Does that make me sweet or does that make you a bore?...

You're not boring and I'm not that sweet...

So what is which and which is what?...

Contradictory phrases that confuses me...

Words from you would dispel me...

I wish I could hear from you...

The dragon fell in love with a tiger...

The tiger, however, did not...

The dragon wooed the lion for a long time...

The tiger, however, was unmoved...

Frustrated, the dragon left the tiger alone...

He picked up a lamb and give her love...

The lamb was delighted...

Time passes... Things changes...

Or so the dragon thought...

He felt something was missing...

Something was not right...

The lamb was happy, the people are happy...

So, why isn't he...

Damn right it must have been a special day, for once I updated within a week from last post and to top that, 2 updates XD...

Well, this post really doesn't count much but to start things off, I'd like to see these new teams on the local basketball scene (Phil Basket Assoc)
In Dyslexic Alphabetical Order:
Alabang Elites
Cubao Shoppers
Divisoria Retailers
Ermita Pimps
Sta Ana Saints
Diliman Fratmen
Pandacan Dwarves
Tondo Thugs
Mandaluyong Inmates
Muntinlupa Jailbirds
Valenzuela Brewers
and more... ^__^

Credits to philhumor newsgroup

Lol, I almost believed in my horoscope for it's 90% accuracy at this time

"Perhaps you harbor a sneaking suspicion that you’re getting nowhere fast; if so, grab a pen and paper and jot down your achievements this week. Seeing a rapidly expanding list will tell you just how far you have got. It’s an excellent day to add to those achievements: someone is waiting to be impressed!"

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Will post later...
Much...
Later... XD

So, what am I really? I am done with my four-year course in college, but I didn't graduate, you can call me an undergraduate but I am no longer studying because I'm done with all the units that have been needed to take for a student to graduate, and yet, I didn't.

I know it's a couple of months since this had happened but it is still a questionable thing isn't it?, What am I really, if anyone ask me I'll just say, I'm done with all my units, not just a graduate though, and why is it should I answer that way, you ask? well, society's reality hurts, you are not accepted entirely if you are not a degree holder, well, I'm done with my baccalaureate degree but where is my degree? people wont believe me by just telling them that I'm finished with my course, they need that paper thing called diploma as proof.

In the outside I may look like I'm ok, but I don't really know what to do inside, people keep asking me and I just answer with a smile, hiding that I am troubled inside, I must show a calm face, I can get over this mess soon enough, and aline myself with my whole class, like a family that we are, that fruited from the 4-year stay at the university

What Dwayne Cryss Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts. You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it. You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator! You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

 It's been a while since I've posted my first entry, and A lot has happened that can be considered as Blog-worthy

Well, First off is my trip to Baguio, Not actually a leisure trip, but a youth camp, still a must-have trip.
the youth camp is a leadership camp, a TIRESOME leadership camp., we get up as early as 3:30am and go to bed as late as 2am., although it only lasted for three days, we felt that it was longer than that., we did a lot of things we don't usually do, from painting myself with white paint, putting frogs into each others neck, up to hitching a truck. in conclusion in was a fun trip., we wish it were longer though

then fast-forward to earlier this day
last night we went to a dentist to check my teeth., turns out, it needs braces, and this morning, it was attached to my teeth,
and yeah, it was attached to me, they're expecting me to lessen my food intake, so far they're winning T__T, I can only eat Soft foods, and When I bite I feel incomparable pain T__T., well I'll just have to take the pain.,

Wooohooo~~~

*Makes a Livejournal account to kill time*

Shall post a few entries every now and then (read:Whenever I remember to do so)